Sep
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You wouldn’t download a BEAR!

Some things make me very happy. The reasons remain totally unclear, even to myself. Unfortunately for my twitter followers, this makes the understanding of my tweets very complicated. I went on a bear rampage recently. Mostly because of this semi-old meme I’d forgotten about, based on those stupid piracy warnings at the beginning of DVDs. Well I put in a DVD before I started camming tonight and that little public service announcement came on, completely resurrecting my love for the meme.

In case you HAVEN’T seen this meme, here it is. You’re probably not laughing as hard as I am right now.

Anyway, because the laughter never ends for me, on the search for this image, something BEAUTIFUL happened…

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I’m sure you can only imagine the pure joy bursting out of my soul when this occurred.  I squealed with pure delight when I saw that this was the very first result to show up.  Delight. DELIGHT.

This quickly turned into an iwrestledabearonce pun. But that’s another story.

Ok I’ll post some tits since I feel like that’s what a vast majority of you are here for. However please note that I’m not wearing a stitch of makeup in this picture so… be kind.

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I took this in my totally scary hotel room in South San Francisco (I’m cheap, stfu). And by SSF I don’t mean the semi-decent Daly City area, I mean the totally sketchy industrial part of SSF where the airport is. I swear to god the entire town smelt like whisky. I had awesome people harassing me whenever I made the (poor) decision to exit my room. Also, their elevator traumatized me. I don’t even want to talk about the elevator. I took the stairs, thank you very much.

I am by no means a prissy gal. I’ve stayed in my share of seedy motels. But this one had an unshakable aura about it that forced me into hitting the road at 3am just so I could get the fuck out of there. I offered a friend butt sex so that I’d have someone to protect me and keep me company but he declined. I think I just need to hire a body guard. Yeup. I’m gonna go with that.

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Sep
0

Snatchin’ yo people up

The Beanie

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This week has been quite lovely if I do say so myself.  I find it hard to imagine where this year has gone, rounding into the last quarter of the year seems impossible.  I do believe that September is close enough to the Holiday to claim a Halloween costume.  I want to be Antoine Dodson this year, so you can all just find something else, sorry suckers!

The Banana

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I still have yet to get behind the wheel of my car, my bike is still my kick ass mode of transportation.  I have no idea what gas is at right now, and I really don’t care! It’s become a habit, I’m in love!  Ladie is itching for new wheels though, this girl is buying a new bike! I had my mind on a new fixie, yet today I saw myself on something a bit more BMX.  Any of my readers or lurkers ride?  If so, what you got and why?!  All my friends ride fixed gears now, and I dig the fixies but for some reason I’m wanting something smaller and a Dyno is sounding pretty fresh right now too. Decisions, decisions.   Some of you are probably reading this right now thinking “Bikes? Who rides bikes” Those are the readers who drive new shiny, gas guzzling SUVs and drive in the bike lane.  I know your type.  Classy. Where my Cool Kids at?

The Bandana

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It’s no secret I’ve been working towards a new macbookpro. I’m almost at my target and it feels so fucking good to be close to such a rad goal!  You may have seen me tweet or blog about my ambitions for a new piece of Apple machinery, but what you haven’t seen me write is a thank you for everyone pushing me closer and closer to that destination!  So thank you!  The money from all this ass shaking goes somewhere!  So thank you guys!  Head over and see me at SinisterCams.com if you want to donate to Ladie’s Macbook fund! Get a show, throw a tip, or just say hi!

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I carved Pika & Ladie 4evr in a tree.

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Have you guys met my twin?

Get yo grime on

xoxo

Sep
0

SinisterCams.com Thank You

I just have a quick little blog for you tonight with a mini video!

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Untitled from Ladie Lane on Vimeo.

xoxo

You’ll be hearing from me again tomorrow, but for now…
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…if my phones off you can page my ass…

Aug
0

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The password for this video is: LOBES

Untitled from Ladie Lane on Vimeo.

The password for this video is: LOBES

In case you missed my previous post, I have a facebook fake. She kept this face and butchered the name, apparently “Lane” wasn’t good enough and said dillusional lurker dubbed me “Ladie Stevens”. STEVENS? Oh no, no, no, NO! Tiffany Jhye Martz on facebook, was the one who created this psychotic sticky situation. You may also find her onTwitter. Feel free to send your words of minion representation and disgust for the replacement of Lane! I am a bit bummed though as she gained me some fans and I thank this creature for doing so, yet I wish the “fans” knew who I really was. I’m sure one day in the twilight of internet adventures and Alt porn searches a few of them will come across the real thing. Or so I can hope.

Oh look the real Ladie…

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Any of you remember me speaking of “Kneepad Ned” in previous posts? The fella who runs about my neighborhood with a leaf blower with no rhyme or reason, just the desire to circulate air? I was able to snap a picture of Ned from my second story window out the back alley, to share with you all!

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Ned Lives!

Ah dudes I never showed off my new camera eh? A Goodwill in Seattle turned up a Kodak 300 Film.  I need parts for the flash, seems I have acquired a new mission.  Ya dig it? I sure do.

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I was just in my gmail and check the ad that came across

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Feminine husband bra?  WTF?  Am I crazy?  I should have clicked the link instead of taking a screen cap.  #Regrets

It’s too late for me to be blogging, I’m going to do something more indulging, like painting my nails.

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CONFESSION: I’ve had this on repeat all night.

Aug
0

AHEM

I AM NOT ON FACEBOOK.

If you have added me or a “LADIE STEVENS” you added a fake.  I am and will forever be Ladie Lane!

Tiffany Jhye Martz is the brains behind these Ladie Stevens shenanigans.  You may also find her on Twitter

I would have no problem with a fan page but she has fake, fake, faked her way through it all. If you have to crop the watermark out of a photo, you’re up to no good!

Hey Tiffany, can you please drop the shit?

Aug
0

Fanaphile

Do you have seasons where you live? As in Summer, Spring, Winter and Fall? *(Or Winta, Spwing, Summa and Faww if you’re into The Last Airbender) Where I live we have Fall and Spring, though right now it’s finally getting to summer? Sense? It makes none, I’m aware. I read in our local paper that October is normally the hottest month ’round these parts. Now, I know what you’re thinking “You read the paper?” I lied. I totally read that on the website of our local paper. That is what you were thinking, right? Well it was hot yesterday and I played cute with a fan.

I’m not sure what I was thinking or who I was about to decapitate with this fan, but look at my free hand. Ninja shit!

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Yes, I am shy.  You couldn’t tell?

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Oh Hai titty, you’re pokin’ through nicely.

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Tomorrow I have a contractor coming to take a look at my apartment so he can case the joint and plan recovery for all the discrepancies I’m through just “dealing with”.  My landlord picked this guy out and little do they both know, these things will not be repaired but I will be relocated to another apartment.  That is my goal, I’ll keep you updated.  Hopefully in my next post I’ll be asking for people to help me move, hahahaha!!!

I have still withheld my driving!  On foot or on bike, and I’m loving it.  I’m really enjoying rides in the morning, before the sun comes through the clouds and the California coast fog is still lingering about.  If you’ve never been to California, what the hell are you waiting for?

I’ll leave you with some fun nipple tape action.

Swallow your teeth and hang out and stay for a while

xoxo

**Points to any geek who got that joke!!!

***Extra geek points to DREN for making it correct.