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Some things make me very happy. The reasons remain totally unclear, even to myself. Unfortunately for my twitter followers, this makes the understanding of my tweets very complicated. I went on a bear rampage recently. Mostly because of this semi-old meme I’d forgotten about, based on those stupid piracy warnings at the beginning of DVDs. Well I put in a DVD before I started camming tonight and that little public service announcement came on, completely resurrecting my love for the meme.

In case you HAVEN’T seen this meme, here it is. You’re probably not laughing as hard as I am right now.

Anyway, because the laughter never ends for me, on the search for this image, something BEAUTIFUL happened…

I’m sure you can only imagine the pure joy bursting out of my soul when this occurred.  I squealed with pure delight when I saw that this was the very first result to show up.  Delight. DELIGHT.

This quickly turned into an iwrestledabearonce pun. But that’s another story.

Ok I’ll post some tits since I feel like that’s what a vast majority of you are here for. However please note that I’m not wearing a stitch of makeup in this picture so… be kind.

I took this in my totally scary hotel room in South San Francisco (I’m cheap, stfu). And by SSF I don’t mean the semi-decent Daly City area, I mean the totally sketchy industrial part of SSF where the airport is. I swear to god the entire town smelt like whisky. I had awesome people harassing me whenever I made the (poor) decision to exit my room. Also, their elevator traumatized me. I don’t even want to talk about the elevator. I took the stairs, thank you very much.

I am by no means a prissy gal. I’ve stayed in my share of seedy motels. But this one had an unshakable aura about it that forced me into hitting the road at 3am just so I could get the fuck out of there. I offered a friend butt sex so that I’d have someone to protect me and keep me company but he declined. I think I just need to hire a body guard. Yeup. I’m gonna go with that.

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The Beanie

This week has been quite lovely if I do say so myself.  I find it hard to imagine where this year has gone, rounding into the last quarter of the year seems impossible.  I do believe that September is close enough to the Holiday to claim a Halloween costume.  I want to be Antoine Dodson this year, so you can all just find something else, sorry suckers!

The Banana

I still have yet to get behind the wheel of my car, my bike is still my kick ass mode of transportation.  I have no idea what gas is at right now, and I really don’t care! It’s become a habit, I’m in love!  Ladie is itching for new wheels though, this girl is buying a new bike! I had my mind on a new fixie, yet today I saw myself on something a bit more BMX.  Any of my readers or lurkers ride?  If so, what you got and why?!  All my friends ride fixed gears now, and I dig the fixies but for some reason I’m wanting something smaller and a Dyno is sounding pretty fresh right now too. Decisions, decisions.   Some of you are probably reading this right now thinking “Bikes? Who rides bikes” Those are the readers who drive new shiny, gas guzzling SUVs and drive in the bike lane.  I know your type.  Classy. Where my Cool Kids at?

The Bandana

It’s no secret I’ve been working towards a new macbookpro. I’m almost at my target and it feels so fucking good to be close to such a rad goal!  You may have seen me tweet or blog about my ambitions for a new piece of Apple machinery, but what you haven’t seen me write is a thank you for everyone pushing me closer and closer to that destination!  So thank you!  The money from all this ass shaking goes somewhere!  So thank you guys!  Head over and see me at SinisterCams.com if you want to donate to Ladie’s Macbook fund! Get a show, throw a tip, or just say hi!

I carved Pika & Ladie 4evr in a tree.

Have you guys met my twin?

Get yo grime on

xoxo